Trump Greenlights Weed for Sick Folks and Spirit Airlines Flyers

Apparently, the government figured the only logical way to proceed was to make cannabis legal for both medical needs and poor budget airlines passengers. It's a very specific form of policy.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69ea4991d25cc69ea4991d25cd.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Trump administration announced on Thursday that it would be proposing the legalization of marijuana for anyone with medical needs or anyone who has to fly on a Spirit Airlines flight.</p>

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