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Babylon Bee
2026-04-23
Saving Democracy Means One Party Must Seize Total Power Forever
It seems the solution to democracy is actually to give one party absolute, unending power. Such masterful logic, truly breathtaking.
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69ea49b2b136669ea49b2b1367.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. — Washington Democrats defended their unquenchable thirst for unlimited power on Thursday, confirming that saving democracy requires one party to seize total power and rule forever.</p>