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Our AI Says: Mandatory Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual Now Required for OXXO Prime Membership Access.

The local financial institution has upgraded its membership tiers, creating the 'OXXO Prime' bracket. To qualify for the dedicated pump lane and superior hotdog condiments, members must pass the 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual'β€”a highly difficult, toad-cooperative endeavor.

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