Supreme Court Slams Tariffs; Experts Say You'll Need a Hair to Get Paid.

Apparently, the government has opened the floodgates for tariff refunds, but the qualifications are decidedly arbitrary. Good luck finding a legal hair in your imported steel!

<p>Following a Supreme Court ruling striking down Trump’s tariffs, the administration has begun the process of allowing businesses to apply for refunds. Here’s what you need to know about tariff refunds. Q: Why did the Supreme Court rule against Trump’s tariffs? A: The cult of personality surrounding 1913 Secretary of State William Jennings Bryan. Q: […]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-tariff-refunds/">What To Know About Tariff Refunds</a> appeared fi...

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