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humor The Daily Mash 2026-04-23

Zep Groupies Get Feminist Workshop: Biopics Softening the Rock Grit

Forget the nasty truth; now groupies will attend workshops and leave with copies of *The Second Sex* instead of smelly fish scales. Hollywood sanitizes EVERYTHING, even the legendary excess.


CRITICS have slammed the biopic <i>Michael</i> for omitting the sexual abuse he was accused of. So what other changes might be made to music films to avoid upsetting audiences? <p><strong>CRITICS have slammed the biopic <i>Michael</i> for omitting the sexual abuse he was accused of. So what other changes might be made to music films to avoid upsetting audiences?</strong></p> <p><b>Kurt Cobain uses a nerf gun </b></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Kurt’s death is too upsetting in its real fo...

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