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humor Babylon Bee 2026-04-22

The NFL Draft Picks 'Hogwarts' Sorting Hat' Instead of People.

Apparently, professional football teams are over the old pick system and are opting for pure magical bureaucracy instead. Get ready for a Gryffindor QB or a Slytherin tackle, I guess.

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