Apparently, professional football teams are over the old pick system and are opting for pure magical bureaucracy instead. Get ready for a Gryffindor QB or a Slytherin tackle, I guess.

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69e93b925681869e93b9256819.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>PITTSBURGH, PA — In a stark change from decades of tradition, the National Football League announced that, rather than the standard method of having each team select its preferred prospects, it would now utilize Hogwarts' Sorting Hat for this year's draft.</p>