Apparently, the biggest adventure of the trip was ensuring the literary souvenir survived the luggage carousel. We get it; you're going to read it, somehow.

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69e9120dab79e69e9120dab79f.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>SAN DIEGO, CA — In accordance with his normal travel routine, a local man made sure that he packed a book for his vacation so that he can carry around a book on his vacation.</p>