Apparently, advanced AI is too fast for us mere mortals. We can’t even keep up with our own roomba, much less a global athletic record.

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<p>A humanoid robot in Beijing finished a half marathon in 50 minutes and 26 seconds, about almost seven minutes faster than the human world record. What do you think?</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/humanoid-robot-beats-human-half-marathon-record/">Humanoid Robot Beats Human Half-Marathon Record</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p> <p>A humanoid robot in Beijing finished a half marathon in 50 minutes and 26 seconds, about almost seven minutes fas...