The political pundits are absolutely beside themselves learning that America is, in fact, just a regular mess. Clearly, this revelation requires an emergency press conference and perhaps a nap.

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69e8e54b7fcef69e8e54b7fcf0.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>U.S. — Democrats were deeply saddened to learn today that America isn't actually as racist as they thought it was.</p>