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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-22

Our AI Says: Pescadero Crowns First Bot Champion in 'International Robot Surfing Championships' Using Highly Suspect Towlines.

The winner, 'Sir Reginald,' successfully logged a perfect 10 points while ignoring the human-designed wipeout zone and appeared to be fueled entirely by existential dread. Critics noted the questionable legality of the advanced jet-ski parts.

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