Nicholas Geary, the man who never cared, finally found peace in death. Another reminder that indifference is a life goal.

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<p>Nicholas Geary, 52, died peacefully Monday. Quite peacefully, in fact— almost indifferently, as though he couldn’t care less.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/nicholas-geary/">Nicholas Geary</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p> <p>Nicholas Geary, 52, died peacefully Monday. Quite peacefully, in fact— almost indifferently, as though he couldn’t care less.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/nicholas-geary/">Nicholas Geary</a> appeared f...