Disney's CEO assured the public that the Star Wars future will be a consistent output of random ideas. Sounds like they just threw a bunch of droids at the wall and hoped something stuck.

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<p>BURBANK, CA—Hinting at an exciting new phase for the beloved franchise, the Walt Disney Co. released a statement Friday promising Star Wars fans a new era of blind stabs at what they seemed to like before. &#8220;Fans of the rich world George Lucas created can expect a consistent output of wildly varying guesses at what [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/disney-promises-star-wars-fans-a-new-era-of-blind-stabs-at-what-they-seemed-to-like-before/">Disney Promises ‘Star Wars...