One regrettable night of tequila led to the drunken removal of hate symbols, leaving him utterly mortified. He'll have to find new ways to explain this to his online echo chamber.

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<p>COEUR D’ALENE, ID—Wincing from a pounding headache and hazy memories of debauchery, regretful conservative Nate Hanlon reportedly woke up Wednesday morning to find that he had drunkenly gotten a neo-Nazi tattoo removed. “Shit, shit, shit—there’s no way I can go outside looking like this,” said a hungover Hanlon, groaning as he stumbled into his closet [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/regretful-conservative-wakes-up-to-find-he-drunkenly-got-nazi-tattoo-removed/">Regretfu...