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humor The Daily Mash 2026-04-22

Relegated, Leicester Vows 'Abject Failure' Is Just Chapter One.

The football team somehow dropped down a league and are now promising a glorious path straight to mediocrity. Sounds like their PR agent has seen too much low-budget cinema.


LEICESTER have promised their fans their relegation is not a fluke and is only the beginning of a bold new chapter of abject failure. <p><strong>LEICESTER have promised their fans their relegation is not a fluke and is only the beginning of a bold new chapter of abject failure.Β </strong></p> <p>The team, who triumphantly left the Championship with a 2-2 draw against Hull City yesterday, believe that a season of glamour ties against the likes of Wycombe and Doncaster is just the start.</p> <p>Man...

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