A Londoner's epic, multi-modal journey—tram, bike, boat, scooter—is framed as proof of superior metropolitan grit. One must admire the sheer, exhausting commitment to bragging rights.

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A LONDONER’S journey to work resembles Odysseus’s journey home from Troy according to her self-serving bullshit account of the saga. <p><strong>A LONDONER’S journey to work resembles Odysseus’s journey home from Troy according to her self-serving bullshit account of the saga. </strong></p> <p>Carolyn Ryan of Croydon claims to have used seven different forms of transport to reach her central London office during a Tube strike because, as a senior onboarding manager, they would collapse without he...