Apparently, the secret to political power is not wit or charisma, but looking vaguely drab and droning on about your late dad. Sounds like a very Todos Santos way to end a conversation.

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MANAGED to piss off your employees, your opponents and your own party? No problem. Bore them into submission like I do. <p><strong>MANAGED to piss off your employees, your opponents and your own party? No problem. Bore them into submission like I do: </strong></p> <p><strong>Look boring</strong></p> <p>Deaden any attacks against you by sporting an unremarkable haircut, forgettable glasses, and a limp, quivering smile. Not only will it make you hard to locate in a room, it defangs any attempt to ...