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humor The Daily Mash 2026-04-22

Watching Beatings: Can Your Left-Wing Guilt Separate Art from Atrocity?

One pansexual man enjoys seeing professional fighters brutalize each other, even while bemoaning their questionable political views. Apparently, bloody joy trumps moral purity.


A MAN with left-wing beliefs who enjoys watching men beat each other senseless is able to separate a fighter’s skills from his politics. <p><strong>A MAN with left-wing beliefs who enjoys watching men beat each other senseless is able to separate a fighter’s skills from his politics. </strong></p> <p>Jordan Gardner, who is unemployed and pansexual, says he can enjoy the balletic grace of a spin kick to the neck while deploring the gladiator’s vocal support for Trump.</p> <p>He continued: “I have...

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