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humor The Chaser 2026-04-22

Apple's New CEO: A Slowdown Model with an Indistinguishable Price Tag.

Apple didn't just release a new CEO; they released a suspiciously lagging one. Apparently, the replacement barely deviates from the last one, only getting fancier with needlessly complex accessories.


<p>Watchdogs say the previous CEO model suspiciously started slowing down immediately after the announcement</p> <p>The post <a href="https://chaser.com.au/business/apple-announces-new-ceo-deliberately-slows-down-old-one/">Apple announces new CEO, deliberately slows down old one</a> appeared first on <a href="https://chaser.com.au">The Chaser</a>.</p> <p>Tech giant and child labour enthusiasts Apple has announced its new CEO, meanwhile their current CEO has suspiciously began to slow down and ra...

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