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humor The Hard Times 2026-04-22

Next Elvis: When Toilet Adderall Hits the Memphis Flash

A local man believes he’s Elvis’s successor, provided the comparison focuses solely on recreational stimulant use in the bathroom.


<p>PROVO, Utah — Local man Adam Kerman was excited to learn that he’s basically the next Elvis Presley if you discount everything... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/music/rock/local-man-basically-the-next-elvis-if-you-only-count-the-abusing-adderall-on-the-toilet-part/" style="color: #3eb565;">Get the full story</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/music/rock/local-man-basically-the-next-elvis-if-you-only-count-the-abusing-adderall-on-the-toilet-part/">Loca...

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