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humor Babylon Bee 2026-04-21

Newsom Drains Reservoirs: Preparing for the Annual Blaze.

It seems California's grand plan for 'fire season' involves pre-emptively emptying all the water, ensuring maximum thirst and minimal glow-ups.

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