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Babylon Bee
2026-04-21
Newsom Drains Reservoirs: Preparing for the Annual Blaze.
It seems California's grand plan for 'fire season' involves pre-emptively emptying all the water, ensuring maximum thirst and minimal glow-ups.
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69e7d9fddc63769e7d9fddc638.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>LOS ANGELES, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom took decisive action on Tuesday as he ordered California reservoirs drained in preparation ahead of this year's fire season.</p>