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humor Babylon Bee 2026-04-21

Alex Jones Panics That Conspiracy Theories Are Too Real.

The internet's resident alarmist freaks out that people might eventually realize his wild theories aren't actual journalism. Looks like the rabbit hole is getting deeper, and he's worried about the exit sign.


<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69e7ae6c9ed9669e7ae6c9ed97.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>AUSTIN, TX β€” Following an announcement that Infowars would soon be converted into a satirical news outlet, American media personality Alex Jones, known for his fringe conspiracy theories related to the Sandy Hook school shooting and homosexual frogs, expressed concern that people would start to think the stories reported by Infowars are fake.</p>

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