She braved the nine months of motherhood only to bestow the surprisingly bland name 'Walter' upon her child. Clearly, the sacrifice was not worth the naming rights.

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69e684b3d14d169e684b3d14d2.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>KINGMAN, AZ — According to witness accounts, a local woman carried her unborn child to a full 9 months, enduring considerable hardship in the process, only to name him "Walter."</p>