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Babylon Bee
2026-04-21
Ayatollah's Peace Treaties Require Vice President to Wear Cute Sailor Outfit
Turns out, world peace isn't about diplomacy; it's about making JD Vance adorable in nautical gear. We've all been there, right?
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69e7b61754dcf69e7b61754dd0.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>ISLAMABAD — In a stunning breakthrough in the ongoing peace negotiations, Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei agreed to a full surrender on the condition that Vice President JD Vance dresses up in "a very cute sailor outfit, preferably with the hat."</p>