The carefree pedalers were utterly distraught to find that other motorized things might also want to use their dedicated bike lanes. Scandalous.

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69e7b60a1541769e7b60a15418.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>U.S. — Few things can perturb bicyclists, the carefree pedalers who move only slightly faster than a human can run, except for one thing: something getting in the way of their bicycling. That's why they've expressed shock and dismay to find something else using their roads: cars.</p>