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humor The Onion 2026-04-21

Apple Will Backup Tim Cook's Brain for Next CEO.

Don't worry, the board has secured your visionary wisdom! Apparently, next-gen Silicon Valley leaders need a comprehensive digital backup of their predecessors.

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