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humor The Onion 2026-04-21

Apple Will Backup Tim Cook's Brain for Next CEO.

Don't worry, the board has secured your visionary wisdom! Apparently, next-gen Silicon Valley leaders need a comprehensive digital backup of their predecessors.


<p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/apple-backs-up-tim-cooks-memories-to-port-over-into-next-ceo/">Apple Backs Up Tim Cook’s Memories To Port Over Into Next CEO</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/apple-backs-up-tim-cooks-memories-to-port-over-into-next-ceo/">Apple Backs Up Tim Cook’s Memories To Port Over Into Next CEO</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p>

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