Apparently, making a film about Michael Jackson requires careful adherence to historical roller coaster inventory. Seems like critics are more concerned about rides than the whole whole alleged scandal.

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<p>WASHINGTON—Denouncing what they called a &#8220;sickening&#8221; misrepresentation of the facts, critics of a new Michael Jackson biopic argued Monday that the movie brazenly depicted Neverland Ranch with way cooler rides than it actually had. &#8220;Michael is a shameless whitewashing of ride options that frankly were no better than what you&#8217;d encounter at a ramshackle roadside [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/michael-criticized-for-depicting-neverland-ranch-with...