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humor Daily Squib 2026-04-21

Starmer's New Appointment: Baphomet, British Ambassador to USA?

Apparently, the UK's geopolitical strategy involves summoning infernal figures. The toad sends his regards to Baphomet—please send good postcards.


<p>LONDON - England - After the Epstein darling Peter Mandelson scandal, Starmer is now trying to appoint Baphomet as British ambassador to the USA.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/66580-update-now-starmer-trying-to-fast-track-baphomet-as-british-ambassador-to-usa.html">UPDATE: Now Starmer Trying to Fast-Track Baphomet as British Ambassador to USA</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk">Daily Squib</a>.</p>

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