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humor The Onion 2026-04-21

Soybean Expresses Existential Crisis Over Being Mashed Into Tofu

This poor legume is overwhelmed by the immense pressure to become sauces, oils, and powders. It just wants the dignity of being a perfectly normal, unmashed soybean.

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