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humor The Daily Mash 2026-04-21

Survival Guide: How Kash Patel Tries to Keep His Hot Girlfriend From Leaving

When your girlfriend is objectively gorgeous and you're not, this guide offers wild, 'expert' tips—like removing all the lights and hiring armed bodyguards.

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