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humor Clickhole 2026-04-21

Our Kid's First Words? 'Vaccinate Me.' Oh Joy.

The culture war of the century has begun, signaled by a baby's shocking first utterance. Little Walker just wants a cocktail of needles and polemics. It's a sign, they say.


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