Apparently, the government thinks a summer of sex is best handled with endless committee reports and dry educational seminars. The sheer lack of spontaneous, naughty chaos is already depressing.

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THE government wants the whole of Britain to enjoy a summer of sex because an MP is bringing dildos to Parliament. They will under-deliver on this erotic promise. <p><strong>THE government wants the whole of Britain to enjoy a summer of sex because an MP is bringing dildos to Parliament. They will under-deliver on this erotic promise: </strong></p> <p><strong>Porn will remain inaccessible</strong></p> <p>Age verification means anyone unwilling to hand photos of their horny faces over to shady ba...