Turns out Apple's replacement CEO is basically the same person, but now features professional-grade telephoto optics. Talk about mandatory 'upgrade' cycles.

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<p>In the wake of the resignation of Apple CEO Tim Cook, the company has already advertised that its sleek new model for company figurehead will be a major upgrade from the former version in countless completely unnoticeable ways. Most notably, though they may appear the same at first glance, the new Apple CEO comes equipped [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theshovel.com.au/2026/04/21/new-apple-ceo-same-with-better-camera/">New Apple CEO Pretty Much the Same, But With Better Camera</a>...