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humor The Hard Times 2026-04-21

RFK Jr. Patents Denim Condoms After TikTok Diagnosis.

In a visionary move for public health, RFK Jr. has replaced latex with jean-based sheaths, claiming it offers superior protection against 'neurological diseases.' Seems quite a market.


<p>WASHINGTON β€” Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced that he has patented denim condoms, confirmed sources who... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/rfk-jr-patents-denim-condoms/" style="color: #3eb565;">Continue reading this gem</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/rfk-jr-patents-denim-condoms/">RFK Jr. Patents Denim Condoms</a> appeared first on <a href="https://thehardtimes.net">HARDTIMES</a>.</p> <p>WASHING...

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