Tim Cook Steps Down for the Tim Cook Pro Max 17 Upgrade
Apple's latest strategic pivot involves upgrading the CEO himself. Apparently, the original model was just... outdated.
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69e6b6f14f2e269e6b6f14f2e3.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>CUPERTINO, CA β Apple announced on Monday that longtime CEO Tim Cook would be stepping down from his role at the company and would be replaced by Tim Cook Pro Max 17, effective September 1.</p>