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Babylon Bee
2026-04-20
NYC Mayor Orders Teams to Donate Runs to Suffering Mets
Apparently, sporting inequality is a full-time mayoral concern now. Next, he'll probably tax stray cat snacks.
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69e67bc23b1dc69e67bc23b1dd.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>NEW YORK, NY — In a bold new effort to address what he referred to as "run inequality," Mayor Zohran Mamdani ordered that a percentage of runs scored by each visiting MLB team be redistributed to the struggling New York Mets.</p>