Apparently, remembering how to be self-aware is a highly specialized and infrequent skill for this particular statesman.

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69e65f0abf8f569e65f0abf8f6.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. — Facing increased criticism over the ongoing conflict with Iran, President Donald Trump promised to learn from his mistakes just as soon as he did something wrong.</p>