In a move that truly confuses, former presidents are now reading dense political theory to toddlers. It’s a masterclass in bewildering public service.

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69e652823ba4369e652823ba44.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>NEW YORK, NY — Former President Barack Obama and current New York City Mayor Zorhan Mamdani delighted preschool students this week by taking turns reading passages from the Communist Manifesto.</p>