Apparently, global domination isn't about truth, but about building an infinite virtual surface teeming with scams and aggressive life coaches.

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<p>Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing in the street outside as they were pursued and then destroyed by a nameless malevolent force, something neither I nor anyone else could control, a [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/at-long-last-infowars-is-ours/">At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p> <figure ...