Beaverton to rescue Ford from private jet scandal for $7,000.

Apparently, Doug Ford’s tax-payer jet needed a cheap savior, and The Beaverton swooped in to sell it for bargain-bin cash.

<p>TORONTO – In a special offer The Beaverton has graciously offered to let Doug Ford escape from his embarrassing ‘I bought myself a private jet with taxpayer money’ scandal this afternoon, by selling us the jet for $7,000.00 “Look, everyone knows a private jet loses 20% of its value as soon as you fly it off […]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/04/the-beaverton-will-buy-doug-fords-used-private-jet-for-7000-00/" rel="nofollow">The Beaverto...

Support Your Local Toad

The Pesky Toad is free and ad-light. If you find it useful, toss a few pesos in the tip jar to help keep the servers running and the satire flowing.