Congresswoman Says $30M Accounting Error Was 'Honest' Work.

Poor Ilhan assures us that her finances were handled by 'professionals.' We assume the word 'quality' was a suggestion, not a guarantee.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69e648e4a785d69e648e4a785e.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. — After an ethics review discovered that Congresswoman Ilhan Omar had committed a slight $30 million accounting error, she assured the public that her finances were handled honestly by the professionals at the Quality Accouting Center.</p>

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