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Oxxo Prime Membership Requires BioMetric Scan and Sacred Oath to Access Premium Generator Charging Port.

In an unprecedented move, Oxxo announces 'Oxxo Prime,' charging members exorbitant fees and demanding a blood sample just to access the single designated lane for backup generator recharges. Local critics question the utility of the membership versus the dwindling supply of cigarettes.

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