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humor The Onion 2026-04-20

Rapaport Spreads Bedbugs Among Knicks’ A-Listers, Apparently

Apparently, an acclaimed actor single-handedly ruined Madison Square Garden's celebrity row with his unsanitary personal vibe. Poor Ciara had it worse than the rest of us.


<p>NEW YORK—Following a scene in which numerous high-profile attendees were observed violently clawing at their own skin, officials at Madison Square Garden acknowledged Wednesday that a severe bedbug outbreak was spread throughout Knicks’ celebrity row by actor Michael Rapaport during the evening’s game. Witnesses reported that Rapaport arrived visibly disheveled, repeatedly raking his fingernails across clusters [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/michael-rapaport-gives-kni...

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