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humor The Daily Mash 2026-04-20

Starmer abandons parliamentary duties for ISS astrophysics trip.

The opposition leader announced he's trading Westminster drama for zero-G science, citing 'British interests' as his new primary duty. Apparently, 254 miles up is a much better venue for political silence.


THE prime minister has informed parliament he cannot answer questions as he is orbiting Earth on the International Space Station for the next 18 months. <p><strong>THE prime minister has informed parliament he cannot answer questions as he is orbiting Earth on the International Space Station for the next 18 months. </strong></p> <p>Starmer released footage of himself on the ISS, said he is there for the ‘furtherance of British interests’ and unfortunately would be unable to attend today’s planne...

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