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The Daily Mash
2026-04-20
Your Wife Approved: The Intellectual Actresses You Are Allowed to Crush On.
Spoiler: Your wife knows everything. Crushing on intelligent, literary beauties proves you're sophisticated, not that you're just easily bored.
IF she’s a serious actress in highbrow movies? Then your wife sanctions and allows your crush because it shows your discerning taste in women. All these are permitted. <p><strong>IF she’s a serious actress in highbrow movies? Then your wife sanctions and allows your crush because it shows your discerning taste in women. All these are permitted: </strong></p> <p><strong>Rachel Weisz</strong></p> <p>A timeless beauty, the fact she’s in her 50s and graduated from Cambridge suggests you’re a sapiose...