Seems the local aviary population is celebrating spring by announcing the annual 'Target: Clean Clothes' festival. They're even forming inter-species tournaments for the messiest guano deposits.

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BIRDS are waking up singing merrily every morning because the season of them crapping all over the clean clothes you have hung out is here once more. <p><strong>BIRDS are waking up singing merrily every morning because the season of them crapping all over the clean clothes you have hung out is here once more. </strong></p> <p>The warmer climate means that guano will no longer be wasted on the uncaring earth, and instead can be used to gaily decorate your clothing, sheets and garden furniture.</p...