While Japan celebrates another gymnast's minor triumph, South Korea desperately juggles oil around an imaginary blockade, and political figures in India are leveling dramatic accusations about 'looting'—none of this means anything to the folks in Todos Santos who are currently more concerned with the fact that the road to La Paz is still unfinished. Frankly, the biggest global tragedy is that the surf at Cerritos is calling your name, and until the concrete truck shows up, all this geopolitical nonsense is just background noise for a good day of salt-choked indifference.