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2026-04-19
Worried About the Strait? Oil Markets Head for the Moon.
Apparently, a minor geopolitical spat has caused oil futures to take a surprisingly cosmic dive. Things are jumpy out there, friends.
<p>LONDON - England - Oil is set to jump when the markets open soon due to the scary situation in the Strait of Hormuz.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/66574-breaking-news-oil-to-jump-to-the-moon.html">BREAKING NEWS: Oil to Jump to the Moon</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk">Daily Squib</a>.</p>