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humor The Hard Times 2026-04-19

New Bottle: Owala for Mom Wine, Because Kids' Events Are Dope.

Owala has launched a sophisticated booze-holding bottle specifically for parents enduring the soul-crushing boredom of children's activities. Apparently, attending a recital requires more lubrication than emotional investment.


<p>LEHI, Utah β€” Trove Brands, the exclusive drinkware brand behind Owala, announced a new bottle designed specifically for parents to drink booze... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/owala-designs-bottle-specifically-for-parents-to-drink-booze-during-boring-childs-events/" style="color: #3eb565;">Get the full story</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/owala-designs-bottle-specifically-for-parents-to-drink-booze-during-boring-childs-events/">Ow...

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