Viagra Found in Tide Pools; Clams Now Require Pharmaceuticals to Thrive

A scientific team reported finding Viagra in local waters, causing geoducks to become suspiciously erect. Apparently, the local mollusks needed a little pharmaceutical boost just to do their thing.

A recent tidepooling study revealed today that local beach water has tested positive for Viagra. “How did we know? Look, we just knew,” said NOAA scientist Dr. Sheila Bradford as she stood on a shoreline full of erect geoducks bursting out of the sand. “When even the Piddock clam siphons shift from from grower to […] <p class="">A recent tidepooling study revealed today that local beach water has tested positive for Viagra.</p> <p class="">“How did we know? Look, we just knew,” said NOA...

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