Apparently, you need presidential permission to acknowledge basic reality. Sir, just pay attention to something, okay?

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69e263390f26269e263390f263.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>U.S. — Local man Richard Manfred was arrested today after failing to give attention to a matter despite President Trump thanking him for his attention to the matter.</p>